Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days by Jeff Kinney

THAT really stinks. I was actually looking FORWARD to going to the beach this summer. Not because I like the ocean and the sand and all of that, because I don't. I realized a long time ago that all the world's fish and turtles and whales go to the bathroom right there in the ocean. And I seem to be the only person who's bothered by this. My brother Rodrick likes to tease me because he thinks I'm afraid of the waves. But I'm telling you that's not it at all.